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The Evolution of Math

Last week I purchased a burger at BK for $3.58. After the counter girl took my $4.00 I pulled 8 cents from my pocket and gave it to her. As she stood there holding the nickel and 3 pennies while looking at the screen on her register with a blank stare I sensed her discomfort. I tried to tell her to just give me two quarters but she hailed the manager instead. While he tried to explain the transaction to her, she stood there and cried.

Why do I tell you this? Because of the evolution in teaching math since the 1950s.

Teaching math in 1950:
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit?

Teaching math in 1960:
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit?

Teaching math in 1970:
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80. Did he make a profit?

Teaching math in 1980:
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20.

Teaching math in 1990:
A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of $20. What do you think about this way of making a living? Topic for class discussion after answering the question: how did the birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes? (There are no wrong answers.)

Teaching math in 2005:
Un hachero vende una carretada de madera para $100. El costo de la produccisn es $80. Cuantes tortillas se puede comprar?

Ahahahahaha XD

I love the last one.