What is the difference between an emzyene and a hormone?
-- you can't hear a hormone!
A baby duck was on the side of the road, crying. A skunk comes and says "Why are you crying"
"My entire family just was ran over by a Semi and I don't even know what I am"
The Skunk replied "Well you have webbed feet and a bill, my guess is your a duck!" Suddenly the skunk starts crying and says "I don't know what I am though!"
The duck perks up and says "Well you are half white and half black, so you must be Mexican"
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*This one is so bad I don't know if I should even say... but now I have too*
Why is there cotton in the top of perscription drugs?
--- to remind the blacks what they did before drugs...
--- I am not racist just politically incorrect... I know you want me
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by Untouchable on Wed Mar 08, 2006 8:48 pm
hehe
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by Tai_Axle on Thu Mar 09, 2006 7:10 pm
sorry but I didn't find any of the jokes funny.
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by WeirdnWacky855 on Sat Mar 11, 2006 12:21 am
oh I guess the palmers don't like my 'bad' jokes... I'll keep it cleaner from now on
Also the girls don't like the bad jokes... perhaps we should have the gender split... girls can say jokes about guys in private and guys can say jokes about everything under the sun that isn't politcally correct.
Also the girls don't like the bad jokes... perhaps we should have the gender split... girls can say jokes about guys in private and guys can say jokes about everything under the sun that isn't politcally correct.
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by Azzwuppa855 on Sat Mar 11, 2006 3:39 am
WeirdnWacky855 wrote:oh I guess the palmers don't like my 'bad' jokes... I'll keep it cleaner from now on
Also the girls don't like the bad jokes... perhaps we should have the gender split... girls can say jokes about guys in private and guys can say jokes about everything under the sun that isn't politcally correct.
Agreed
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by Alleria on Sat Mar 11, 2006 5:18 pm
I just don't like anything racial..... I feel that the last joke you told would be seen as an insult to some thats all.
The other jokes you have told in the past were funny though
The other jokes you have told in the past were funny though
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by Rave855 on Sun Mar 12, 2006 2:40 am
Alleria_855 wrote:I just don't like anything racial..... I feel that the last joke you told would be seen as an insult to some thats all.
The other jokes you have told in the past were funny though
same here... RACIAL JOKES AREN'T NICE DON'T SAY THEM!
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